how to hack AOL in 21 minutes
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if you have ever gone on AoL (America Online) and entered a Lobby, you have surely seen at least one notorious AoL hacker. warning: these hackers should be considered armed and dangerous, it is suggested that if you encounter one you leave the chat room immediately, and delete your aol account you may have thought to yourself "HOW DOES THIS DUDE HACK LIKE THAT? I WANT TO BE A HACKER LIKE HIM!" this tutorial is written to help you become a real AoL hacker, like them. it will teach you the ways of the hacker, and how to achieve a level of i33tness, that has been the goal of mankind to reach for years. step one to becoming an AoL hacker in order to accomplish step one of being an AoL hacker you need the following things:
follow the installation directions that come with your modem (if its not already installed) and get it into working condition. once you have done this install the AoL software, it shouldn't be a problem finding an AoL disk since every man, child, woman and baby has had one sent to them. if you still can't find one, you can always call 1-800-4ONLINE, and have them send you the internet(America Online)!!! if you have AoL 3.0 that's all good (but i hear that AoL can traze u if u r uzing it!) to install the AoL software simply follow the directions printed on the disk. once you have done this you are ready to hack. you need a credit card (you can steal one from your parents wallets, or ask one of your hacker friends for one). have the credit card ready. now what you want to do is go through all the little dialogs that aol gives you, and when you get to the one that says "The AoL Software has detected that you have a OC13 modem, is this information correct? 'Yes', 'No'" you want to click "No". note: when aol detects that your 2400 bps modem is really an ISDN modem, they are really right! your modem company is just trying to fool you into buying another modem from them! don't listen to them tho, AoL's software is always correct! when you click "No" a little dialog will pop up to setup your modem. you want to click the button that says "Edit Commands." in that dialog you will find a text box that says "Setup Modem String." in that box you will find something that looks like "AT&F131337SUP^M" what you want to do is change that text to this "AT&F131337SUPM0^M". what you need to do is find the last ^ in the text, and put an "M0" before that. this hacker secret will make sure your modem doesn't make any noise when you are connecting to aol, so if you are going online at 3 o'clock in the morning to get some porn, your parents wont know! ain't that a great hacker trick? huh huh? yah i thought so. ok so now we have everything setup. hit "OK" until you get to the sign on screen. select "New Local" from the screen name list and hit "SIGN ON". once you are connected select an access number that is local for you, and hit ok or whatever, and it will log you off, and automatically switch the screen name to "New User" for you (GOOD IDEA AOL! I GiVe jo0 MaD ProPz 4 DaT iDea!). once you've connected you will be prompted with a series of screens, asking you for personal information including your credit card, etc. the first one will be for some kind of certificate, if you are making a new account... just enter the thing they give you on the disk, or disk packaging and continue through all the little shits. once you have entered all the information and a valid credit card, you get to select a screen name. for starters you want to make sure your CAPS LOCK is on. it's located on the left of side of your keyboard and says "Caps Lock". press this key and a little light will start to glow on the upper right hand side of your keyboard. this makes you a Level 1 Hacker. you want to make a screen name like "USER" and when you hit "Continue" AoL will automatically give you a Level 1 Hacker screen name like "USER8962347". when creating a level 1 hacker screen name you have a couple choices. you can create the traditional "USER" screen name, or one of the following:
step two to becoming an AoL hacker now that you have an AoL account, you can hack AoL. now you need to make yourself a name. a good way of starting is going into Lobbys (Control + K, keyword: Lobby) and talking shit to people, but you should never do this without a PRoG. a PRoG is a program written by a Level 5+ Hacker that accesses secret hacker databases allowing to hack aol's mainframe with it. this is a good web page to get hacker progs at:
select one of the many hacker PRoGs from this page, and use it in the lobby. one of the best hacking PRoGs i have ever seen is HaVoK. this PRoG has many features including a SCRoLLeR, a PuNTeR and a ToSeR. all of these are useful utilities for Level 1 Hackers. once you have downloaded a PRoG use the lobby entrance procedure. (Control + K, Keyword: Lobby) when you are in the lobby find a feature on the prog under the "Chat" section, that will scroll a "macro". a macro is a picture drawn in the chat room through normal letters like this... now that you have a scroller you can scroll in the lobby. by scrolling in a lobby you upgrade your status to a Level 2 Hacker. now you should practice scrolling and using other features in the prog for at least a week and become well aquainted with the PRoG so if an emergency should arise, you will be ready to HACK.____________ when you are in a Lobby talking shit you should always have your CAPS LOCK key on and replace words with single letters
ea. Hello everyone. How are you guys doing today? Are any of you from California?
practice talking like this alot, so you can use it to impress the newbies step three to becoming an AoL hacker once you have practiced hacking with your PRoG, you are ready to join other real hackers. hackers hang out in private rooms like "Mm" and "SeRvEr", another good hacker room is private room "FaTe" (good hackers only!) to access a private room you need to use the room buster feature on the PRoG. AoL does not let you go into private rooms UNLESS YOU HAVE A PROG! load up the room buster and type in "SeRvEr" in the box. notice how the letters are TyPeD iN aLtErNaTiNg CaPz. alternating caps are a very special way of typing that show others that you are a hacker. when you are in these rooms (SeRvEr, Mm, FaTe) it is very important that you type in ALL CAPS or aLt CaPz. to type a sentence in alternating caps you should do the following:
note: talking like a Level 3 Hacker is a skill, that requires alot of practice. if at first you do not talk like a hacker keep practicing. for some people, talking like a hacker will be alot easier, such as gangstaz from da GHeTTo. the WaReZ (pronounced ware-z) language was originated from the GHeTTo and is naturally easier for descendants of the GHeTTo to speak, so do not be discouraged at first. step four to becoming an AoL hacker once you have established yourself in the WaReZ community you need a handle. a handle is a nickname by which your online friends call you. a good handle is usually something short that you can fit in a screen name (10 letters or shorter under aol's current limit) or something that has an X, Z or V. here are some sample handles:
OnlineHost:
as you can see from this example, having a good prog and being part of a warez group can help you win your online wars with class and style, and earn you respect from others. the toser used in this example was a high tech quality toser that was banned from aol because of its unorthadox methods of hacking. consider yourself lucky if you can find this toser and do not send it to anyone! Click here to discuss this article in the forums! |
