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Welcome to w0wz3rz.com's RAPGEN .
Between the photo shoots, trips to the orthodontist for work chief accountant
on your platinum grill, and keeping your hos in check, you don't have time to sit down
and compose songs. It's rare that you even have time to kick back with a 40. That isn't
your style, and it's definitely not true to the game. Whether you're an established rap
legend or an uprising star, synthetic lyrical flow is nothing short of a blessing from the Lawd almighty
himself. Now, with a click of your mouse, you can produce an entire hour's worth of work
in seconds, leaving you with plenty of time for steady spittin' game. RAPGEN is completely
randomized, and includes well known choruses from famous rappers to ensure you achieve a phat beat as
well as that all too familiar air of conformity. Producing sony vaio vgn-cr21sr with RAPGEN ensures that you'll
always be keeping it real. Generate your new hit single now!
RAPGEN was written in PHP4 by Amanda. Questions and concerns can
be directed accordingly. Submit your own lyrics to the database
here. "Propz" to Adam, Aron, Brian and Yonder
for helping me to brainstorm lyrics like what.
Update: Critical analysis of "Bling Bling" by B.G.,
feat. Big Tymers and Hot Boys and Precious Jewels Found at Work
Update, 11/14/2002: Dear roommate: I hate you very much. You're too
fat to justify watching E's "The Top 30 Bodies in Hollywood." Also, that rank shit you
loudly fry in the mornings wakes me up on a regular basis red alert; you are assaulting my senses on two
counts. It's possible that you are doing this on purpose, as I doubt you're actually eating that
fried tofu for breakfast. Slamming the door isn't necessary,
either. Trust me, you do not have to announce that you're leaving; I'll know you dragged your
kiwi ass out of here when I'm able to GET SOME GOD DAMN SLEEP. I won't share my Goldfish
Crackers with you, and I definitely won't share this. The friendly act at
"convenient" times will get you nowhere, chubs. In
other news, I'm pretty sure this gimp dropped
the class we had together.
Disaster: I invite you to make fun of my first attempt
at Flash! Here we have irrefutable proof that Flash is the gayest medium ever.
Oh, and check this out. After
this image was created, rumor has it that my desperation reached a threshold. A USB modem was
acquired, and modem bonding was attempted.
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